Un super Feliz Cumpleaños de mi para ti, que la hayas pasado muy bien y lastima que no haya podido, pero ojala que para el otro año si pueda, jejeje. Te cuidas y estaremos en contacto.
1 . Tell her she is beautiful, not hot, fine or sexy. 2 . Hold her hand at any moment even if it just for a second. 3 . Kiss her on the forehead. 4 . Leave her voice messages to wake up to. 5 . Always tell her you love her at any and all times. 6 . When she is upset hold her tight and tell her how much she means to you. 7 . Recognize the small things . . . they usally mean the most. 8 . Call her sweety. {not baby} 9 . Sing to her no matter how horrible your voice is. 10 . Pick her over all the other girls you hang out with. 11 . Write her notes. {she loves them} 12 . Introduce her to family and friends as your girlfriend. 13 . Play with her hair. 14 . Pick her up, tickle her and play-wrestle with her. 15 . Sit in the park and just talk to her. 16 . Tell her funny jokes, tell her stupid jokes, just tell her jokes. 17 . Throw pebbles at her window in the middle of the night just because you missed her. 18 . Let her fall asleep in your arms. 19 . Carve your names into a Tree. 20 . If she's mad at you, kiss her. 21 . Give her piggyback rides. 22 . Bring her Flowers just because. 23 . Treate her the same around your friends as you do when your alone. 24 . Look her in the eyes and smile. 25 . Let her take as many pictures of you as she wants. 26 . Slow dance with her, even if there isn't any music playing. 27 . Kiss her in the rain. 28 . If your in love with her . . . Tell her.
PlImO Pz uTe zAbE k iOp lO AmOoOo KOn ToDo Mi KolaNzOnZiTo y kUnTa KoN EsTa pUTiPuElkA pArA kUaLKiEr zAnDeZ K Se tE PaZe pOr lA MeNtE LokA k TeNeZ uN BeSiIiTo mUaAA
Can you imagine yourself to be the nun sitting at her desk grading these papers all the while trying to keep a straight face and maintain her composure!
IT COMES FROM A ROMAN CATHOLIC ELEMENTARY SCHOOL TEST. KIDS WERE ASKED QUESTIONS ABOUT THE OLD AND NEW TESTAMENTS. THE FOLLOWING STATEMENTS ABOUT THE BIBLE WERE WRITT EN BY CHILDREN. THEY HAVE NOT BEEN RETOUCHED OR CORRECTED. INCORRECT SPELLING HAS BEEN LEFT IN.
1. IN THE FIRST BOOK OF THE BIBLE, GUINESSIS. GOD GOT TIRED OF CREATING THE WORLD SO HE TOOK THE SABBATH OFF.
2. ADAM AND EVE WERE CREATED FROM AN APPLE TREE. NOAH'S WIFE WAS JOAN OF ARK. NOAH BUILT AND ARK AND THE ANIMALS CAME ON IN PEARS.
3. LOTS WIFE WAS A PILLAR OF SALT DURING THE DAY, BUT A BALL OF FIRE DURING THE NIGHT.
4. THE JEWS WERE A PROUD PEOPLE AND THROUGHOUT HISTORY THEY HAD TROUBLE WITH UNSYMPATHETIC GENITALS.
5. SAMPSON WAS A STRONGMAN WHO LET HIMSELF BE LED ASTRAY BY A JEZEBEL LIKE DELILAH.
6. SAMSON SLAYED THE PHILISTINES WITH THE AXE OF THE APOSTLES.
7. MOSES LED THE JEWS TO THE RED SEA WHERE THEY MADE UNLEAVENED BREAD WHICH IS BREAD WITHOUT ANY INGREDIENTS .
8, THE EGYPTIANS WERE ALL DROWNED IN THE DESSERT. AFTER WARDS, MOSES WENT UP TO MOUNT CYANIDE TO GET THE TEN COMMANDMENTS.
9. THE FIRST COMMANDMENTS WAS WHEN EVE TOLD ADAM TO EAT THE APPLE..
10. THE SEVENTH COMMANDMENT IS THOU SHALT NO T ADMIT ADULTERY.
11. MOSES DIED BEFORE HE EVER REACHEDCANADA.. THEN JOSHUA LED THE HEBREWS IN THE BATTLE OF GERITOL.
12. THE GREATEST MIRICLE IN THE BIBLE IS WHEN JOSHUA TOLD HIS SON TO STAND STILL AND HE OBEYED HIM.
13. DAVID WAS A HEBREW KING WHO WAS SKILLED AT PLAYING THE LIAR. HE FOUGHT THE FINKELSTEINS, A RACE OF PEOPLE WHO LIVED IN BIBLICAL TIMES.
14. SOLOMON, ONE OF DAVIDS SONS, HAD 300 WIVES AND 700 PORCUPINES.
15. WHEN MARY HEARD SHE WAS THE MOTHER OF JESUS, SHE SANG THE MAGNA CARTA.
16. WHEN THE THREE WISE GUYS FROM THE EAST SIDE ARRIVED THEY FOUND JESUS IN THE MANAGER.
17. JESUS WAS BORN BECAUSE MARY HAD AN IMMACULATE CONTRAPTION..
18. ST. JOHN THE BLACKSMITH DUMPED WATER ON HIS HEAD.
19. JESUS ENUNCIATED THE GOLDEN RULE, WHICH SAYS TO DO UNTO OTHERS BEFORE THEY DO ONE TO YOU. HE ALSO EXPLAINED A MAN DOTH NOT LIVE BY SWEAT ALONE..
20. IT WAS A MIRICLE WHENJESUS ROSE FROM THE DEADAND MANAGED TO GET THE TOMBSTONE OFF THE ENTRANCE.
21. THE PEOPLE WHO FOLLOWED THE LORD WERE CALLED THE 12 DECIBELS.
22. THE EPISTELS WERE THE WIVES OF THE APOSTLES.
23. ONE OF THE OPPOSSUMS WAS ST. MATTHEW WHO WAS ALSO A TAXIMAN.
24. ST. PAUL CAVORTED TO CHRISTIANITY, HE PREACHED HOLY ACR IMONY WHICH IS ANOTHER NAME FOR MARRAIGE.
25. CHRISTIANS HAVE ONLY ONE SPOUSE . THIS IS CALLED MONOTONY.
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